i cant believe burger king bought tumblr
*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
haha owned you’re going to jail
Muscle has increased by 3%
Fat has reduced by 5%
Happy days!!! Woo
Only another 5% less fat and I’ll start getting ripped ooosssssss
Britain has the best first aid adverts.